Comments on This Blog Sucks: IKEA

Wow! Thanks man! I was just about to buy a whole n...

2009-03-05T15:42:00.000-05:00

Wow! Thanks man! I was just about to buy a whole new set of furniture from ikea for my bedroom, one being a BEDFRAME! If their dressers can't hold clothes how the hell am I supposed to get my freak on in one of their beds?! I'm glad I'm doing a bit of research on ikea products. Sorry you had such a shitty experience with them.

I can tell you its not better where the shit is in...

2007-07-23T15:35:00.000-04:00

I can tell you its not better where the shit is invented in Denmark and Sweden,,,,??? Ha ha ha ha ha hilarious!!!!!
Michael Dalgas you write like you were wanking. its not enough you Americans weigh 400 ponds you have also low IQ. IKEA products are not made neither invented nor designed in Sweden or Denmark. You know how to read? If you do so the labels says...Made in Lithuania or Poland Thailand. Im certain you have never put your American fatass outside USA. Im Lithuanian and we are proud that we can make products for IKEA since the Swedes and the Danes are not capabale, We are much smarter than them and very much smarter than you Hippoasses

ATTENTION ,ATTENTION JOIN THE TOM SHERMAN CRUSAD...

2007-06-28T11:22:00.000-04:00

ATTENTION ,ATTENTION JOIN THE TOM SHERMAN CRUSADE AGAINST EVERYTHING THAT ISNT AMERICAN HERE IN US.
Hi Goofy what are you doing here are you some kind of demonstrator?

I work for the great Clan-leader Tom Sherman. He wants to get rid of things here in US we thought were made by Americans but it wasn’t.

Sounds cooool Goofy.

But not just that. Have you listen to this latest news Sparky?

No I haven’t Goofy. Tell me.

It wasn’t any extreme Islamic fundamentalists that flew into the WTC. It was European IKEA workers who wanted to take control over this country!!! So we owe Osama Bin Laden an excuse.

OMG you’re kidding me Goofy.

It’s the truth of the day Sparky. Another thing, listen to this. Those great cars Mercedes. BMW, Porsches and Volvo. They weren’t made in Detroit by Americans they are fucking made in Germany.!!

Holy shit Goofy!!

You aint heard nothing yet Sparky. Here comes the worst. That greatest car ever made, Lexus is made by those yellow skinned Japanese.

I feel like I want to kill myself Goofy.

This country is facing a catastrophe soon mark my word . It’s great we have people like Tom Sherman who can open our eyes before it’s too late. You know Silicon Valley sparky?

Yes of course Goofy. It’s our pride and joy isn’t it. Wait a minute ..Don’t tell me Goofy you know..

Sparky , a lot of the Scientists and inventors there are not Americans.

Holy holy crap I can’t stand it any longer Goofy what the fuck are trying to tell me Goofy!!!!

No Sparky I swear by my father’s grave most of the people at Silicon come from Europe, India and China.

Goofy now I know there is a meaning with my sucking life. I will join the Tom Sherman crusade at once.

Great Sparky. Go to Tom Sherman and tell him you are a volunteer.

Fantastic rant! I enjoyed it! And I can tell you t...

2007-06-14T04:52:00.000-04:00

Fantastic rant! I enjoyed it! And I can tell you that the situation is no different in the Scandinvian contries like Denmark and Sweden, where the shit is invented.
The worst thing is that you already know before you buy that it isn't the best quality you're gonna get.. But what can one do when one is a student, don't have so much money and need furniture..!!
Anyway, you hope for the best but always get fucked because the shit is broken or your personal data/order somehow gets lost in their communication system.
If you got money - never go to Ikea!
If you're medium poor - only go to Ikea for the cheap hotdogs and ice cream!
If you're a student - only buy things like cd-holders ect. and live without furniture!

This is excellent my friend. Its not a joke how mu...

2007-03-03T10:46:00.000-05:00

This is excellent my friend. Its not a joke how much effort goes in going to Ikea and realizing the crap they sell, days and months later. Good job on the rant, I bet you that Connie might already have read the letter addressed to her in this blog :)

WOW, you're such a fucking moron... but at least y...

2006-05-07T04:46:00.000-04:00

WOW, you're such a fucking moron... but at least you have a sense of humor. Who would've guessed that particle board furniture might actually suck? Or brainwashed corporate twerps might easily dance around requests for refunds or service after the fact? In reality, you're probably less of a moron now than you were. You're now wiser and more experienced.

You stole my title. Your title can be "this blog R...

2006-01-23T12:38:00.000-05:00

You stole my title. Your title can be "this blog REALLY DOES suck"

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2006-01-15T14:16:00.000-05:00

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You have a good blog, I have blog on kid furniture...

2005-12-31T11:01:00.000-05:00

You have a good blog, I have blog on kid furniture , when ever you have time have a look. Thank you

great fucking rant, man. check out my experience:...

2005-11-06T02:01:00.000-05:00

great fucking rant, man. check out my experience: i hate the schaumburg ikea.